Looks like, my wife has lot of free time at work. Every day she forwards some funny stuff. Checkout this one,
A woman and a man were involved in a car accident; a bad one. Both of their
cars were totally demolished but amazingly neither of them were
hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; “So you’re a
man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!There’s
nothing left, but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that weshould
meet and be friends and live together for the rest of our days.”Flattered,
the man replied; “Oh yes, I agree with you completely!” “This must be a sign
from God!” The woman continued, “and look at this, here’s another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then
sheanded the bottle to the man. The man nodded in agreement opened it,
drankhalf the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the
bottle, put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man. The man
asked;”Aren’t you having any?” The woman replied; “No. I think I’ll just wait
for the police.”
MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them!!
